| Track Name | Length | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Splintering of the Carrot on a Stick Party | 03:31 | |
| 2 | The Black Klansman | 02:33 | |
| 3 | Bound and Determined to be Weird | 02:58 | |
| 4 | Imperial Headache | 03:12 | |
| 5 | Part of His Brain | 00:37 | |
| 6 | Rotherhithe | 04:00 | |
| 7 | Christmas Office Party | 02:43 | |
| 8 | Miracle Formula | 04:51 | |
| 9 | Painful Moment in Mount Royal Park | 00:40 | |
| 10 | Hope | 03:52 | |
| 11 | The Western Desert was Difficult | 01:29 | |
| 12 | Maybe Someday I'll Write a Book | 02:36 |